NAME: ian

AGE: 23 years old

BIRTHDAY: 11/16

SEX: sometimes

NATIONALITY: uruguayan

OCCUPATION: unemployed (aspiring storyboard artist)

LIKES: see-through tech, videogames with a metacritic score below 70, doomed yaoi, fried chicken

DISLIKES: fast-moving zombies, math, waking up before 10 am, any kind of cheese (cheese flavored snacks are fine)

HOBBIES: drawing, sleeping, cuddling with his cat archie, playing videogames, watching 2 hour-long videos on very specific topics

TALENTS: none